So. At the gym. Watching Food Network. (It’s kind of a horse with the carrot thing.) And I see an add for a Wii game. A COOKING Wii game. You chop and fry and whatnot with the Wii controller. This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. Go actually cook, you weirdos! How can that even be fun to pretend to cut up carrots! And make imaginary steak! And flip virtual eggs? What is this! America is so weird sometimes. Oddest crap I have ever heard of. I just.. I just… I just don’t even know what to say. So freaky.

Computer-generated steak, my fav!